It’s not really what happens on the court, it’s what Leo is doing on the sidelines that matters.

1. He buys popcorn and a drink.

He buys popcorn and a drink.

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2. He bashfully drinks his soda.

He bashfully drinks his soda.

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3. He gets caught red handed with beer.

He gets caught red handed with beer.

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4. His hat aligns with someone else’s hat so that it looks like he has one giant hat on.

His hat aligns with someone else's hat so that it looks like he has one giant hat on.

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5. He sits next to P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.

He sits next to P. Diddy and Ashton Kutcher.

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6. He sits next to Kevin Bacon.

He sits next to Kevin Bacon.

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7. He sits next to Kevin Connolly.

He sits next to Kevin Connolly.

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8. He shares his popcorn with Kevin Connolly.

He shares his popcorn with Kevin Connolly.

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9. He sits next to Howard and Beth Stern.

He sits next to Howard and Beth Stern.

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10. He sits next to Tobey Maguire and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

He sits next to Tobey Maguire and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

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11. He, Josh Charles, and Ethan Hawke all think about how weird the word “tittynope” is.

He, Josh Charles, and Ethan Hawke all think about how weird the word "tittynope" is.

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12. He hangs out with Anthony Kiedis.

He hangs out with Anthony Kiedis.

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13. He points to something while Anthony Kiedis expresses awe.

He points to something while Anthony Kiedis expresses awe.

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14. He whispers sweet nothings into Mark Wahlberg’s ear.

He whispers sweet nothings into Mark Wahlberg's ear.

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15. He tries to get away from Mark Wahlberg’s farts.

He tries to get away from Mark Wahlberg's farts.

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16. He gets too close to the vicinity of Kaley Cuoco.

He gets too close to the vicinity of Kaley Cuoco.

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17. He chats with Zac Efron.

He chats with Zac Efron.

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18. He had so much fun chatting with Zac Efron that he sits next to Zac again.

He had so much fun chatting with Zac Efron that he sits next to Zac again.

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19. He giggles with Simon Baker.

He giggles with Simon Baker.

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20. He contemplates life with Tom Hardy.

He contemplates life with Tom Hardy.

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21. He protects his face from a basketball.

He protects his face from a basketball.

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22. He wears fedoras.

He wears fedoras.

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23. He kisses Giselle Bundchen.

He kisses Giselle Bundchen.

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24. He loses control of his leg.

He loses control of his leg.

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25. He makes finger guns.

He makes finger guns.

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26. And he tells knock knock jokes to Will.I.Am.

And he tells knock knock jokes to Will.I.Am.

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