Who doesn’t love a nice, hot corporate fast food meal? Even Charlie the Egret likes to get his McDonald’s on.
Jim Cricketer was in his car when the extravagant bird landed on his hood. But even when he used the wipers to shoo the Egret away, the bird couldn’t be swayed.
So Jim went to Mcd’s with the bird on the hood anyways. Amazingly, when he asked the clerk about the bird, she responded, “Oh, that’s just Charlie, he like to ride.”